"7x002 - Glitter ball"
Season 7, Experiment No. 168
Upload date: October 7, 2009
Experiment Details
Microwave Used: Penny
Experiment time: 10:00
Experiment Outcome: Bad Idea
Host(s): Jory Caron
Camera Guys(s): Jonathan Paula
Editors: Jonathan Paula
Additional Commentary: Riley McIlwain (sidekick)
Episode Guide
Previous Episode: #167: Air bag
Next Episode: #169: Jiffy Pop


  • After the air bag disaster, the lab has been downgraded to the JCML 2.6. This version of the lab includes Summer's door hanging from the tarp and a door with only one pane of glass.
  • This episode was edited over on UStream. Check the archives to watch it.
  • Starting with this episode, Jory rarely says "safety is our number-one concern", but rather, says how they don't consider safety. This, of course, was inspired by the air bag incident.
  • While editing this episode, Jon originally had put "green, sparkly water ball thing" for the graphic, but live show viewers convinced him that Jory was saying "bulb", not "ball."


  • Jory: (to "mystical gypsy sidekick" Riley) Dude, that's a crystal ball!

Riley: It IS a crystal ball, and it bounces, too, but why don't you tell me something about yourself?

Jory: Okay. I'm 20. Just- JUST finished grad school. I'm kinda smart. What are my business prospects?

Riley: Well, I mean, I see a lot of sparkles, a lot of sparkles, and I see a very handsome man, too- oh, that's just the reflection... But I'd say cloudy, with a chance of rain?

Jory: You're a f*cking idiot!

  • Riley: (referring to Summer's hanging door) All ye microwaves be warned!
  • Riley: The last time we did something for 10 minutes...

Jon: It lasted 4 seconds!

Jory: Repeat?

  • Jory: It's like Chernobyl!
  • Jory: So, you may be wondering, is it a good idea to microwave a weird, sparkly water bulb thing? The answer is "no"... You just have this weird, like, bowl-shaped piece of sh*t left over, and then, you have a sh*tload of clean-up. And then, your girlfriend will be, like, "Oh, you're covered in glitter. You've been cheating on me!" And you're, like, "Shut up, bitch, I was just microwaving sh*t!"
  • Jory: Your mother sucks cock!


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