"9x006 - Popcorn (Unbagged)"
Season 9, Experiment No. 248
Upload date: November 15, 2010
Experiment Details
Microwave Used: Esmeralda
Experiment time: 8:00
Experiment Outcome: Bad Idea
Host(s): Jory Caron
Camera Guys(s): Jonathan Paula
Editors: Jonathan Paula
Additional Commentary: Riley McIlwain
Episode Guide
Previous Episode: #247: Time Machine
Next Episode: #249: Harry Potter and Candles


The guys microwave 8 packs of popcorn (The experiment was suggested/donated by Gregory Davidson) The popcorn started to expand, and butter spitted. When the opened the door, Esmeralda was full of popcorn, some popcorn was on the door. Jory and Riley ate some of it. Some popcorn was black and burned.


  • Jon purposely spelled Esmeralda's name wrong (as "Esmerelda") in this episode, as a joke, due to Jory's comment about being excited to see how Jon would spell the name.
  • Riley says that Esmeralda is "older" and "a little seasoned."
  • The common expectation was that the popcorn would be put into the microwave bag and all, allowing for popcorn to explode everywhere. It is unknown why the guys decided to forego this method for the method they chose.
  • Apparently, the box of popcorn the guys bought was cheaper than a small popcorn you would buy at the movies.
  • Esmeralda's popcorn setting wasn't used for the experiment, because it wouldn't have been enough time. Even with 8 minutes on the clock, Jory still needed to go and add time to the experiment.
  • This is yet another food experiment that Jory and Riley taste after it has been microwaved.


  • Jory: (in whiny, moany voice) Oh, pop my secret!

Riley: (in whiny, moany voice) Oh, pop me!

Jon: (in whiny, moany voice) Orville Redenbacher, rape me!

Jory: (in whiny, moany voice) In a movie theater with extra butter, light salt!

  • Riley: (singing to tune of YMCA) Young man!

Jory: (singing) You can pop my corn!

Riley: I said, "Young man!"

Jory: Just grab my cob!

Riley: I said, "Young man!"

Jory: Husk my stalk! There's no... need... to... plant... that... in... my...

Riley: Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum! It's fun to stay at The Jon's Gay Bar!

  • Jon: Look at them come, look at them go! Oh, my goodness! It's like my prom night!

Riley: Going to the prom with your aunt doesn't count...

Jon: Well, I had a lot of popcorn that night. There was, like, a snack table at the gymnasium.

Riley: Did your aunt make it for you?

Jon: No, my aunt wasn't there!

Riley: Dude, you went to... Your date was your aunt, dude! You can tell 'em!

Jon: No, that's not true, that's not true! My date was YOUR MOM!

Riley: Yeah, okay, I'm doin' YOUR mom!

Jon: Yes, YOURS, for sure!

  • Jon: Do you hate the Nazis? Well, so does Netflix!


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